Meaness 101

How to be Mean?

Lessons for those super good ..supernice people >:) .

1) Use thier Weakness

For example someone has weakness for food ,especially junkfood, sweets ,put or leave food out of the fridge intentionally ,regardless of how much he/she is obese or how much a fat person doesn't look good, you'll feel better that not only you ate a piece of the chocolate cake and you feel guilty afterwards ,but the obese lady ate the rest of the choclate cake , that you had put on the table intentionally so that she'll bump to it and eat it, so you'll stay thin and ,well ..as long as there is someone fatter than you, you'll feel good about yourself and you wontc feel guilty about that .

2)Tell it as it is

instead of covering up the issue that that person is deaf ,blind ,has one leg or socially retarded , and acting as though everything is normal ,tell that person to his face what it is he has, even if you and others will cringe from what disorder he has .Tell it coldly , bluntly and in an arrogant way.

3)Make Fun of people's handicaps

A Handicap could something major or seen , such as blindness , deafness , sitting on a wheelchair or it could be small like wearing glasess , or not knowing how to do certan things.

4)Magnify a trait that isn't cool and direct it to someone (as a compliment)

Like tell a person how wise and very smart she is as a teenager , even though being that isn't cool , especially at that age and especiaaly if it's a girl.

5)Attack a person by being a psychological Bully

Knowing that the victim is the weakest and he wont stand up for himself , go on by lecturing him with all the weakness he has , interrupt him while he's doing something he likes , and say all the things you'd like to say so that you'll make him fee bad about himself, even if it's something he can't control Like having chemical imbalance , which isn't something someone does for himself , go on tell him what it is he has showing your muscles and lack of empathy.

6)Treat a person as if he/she is dumb

Like the in thing today is fake beauty and excess makeup and such ,so tell a person that people are looking for a natural look, and not a look that is dolled up .Treat a person as if she's from an other planet and tell her that less is more , which we all know that beauty today is far from "natural ".

7)Mention thier physical flaws

Like saying for someone who has a big nose "Don't you want to make a surgury to your nose ?" in a blunt way .Or someone who is fat "Why you become so fat ?" in a mean tone.
Or to someone who is midget "How come you are so short , even with heels you are still so short!"

8)Mention thier age

While you being discreet about yours .

9)Compare them to others

Like if you are parent , or whoever you are ...friends , siblings ..etc , compare them to sucessful kids thier age or kids who are prettier ,it could be in an obvious way or it could be in an indirect way , like giving them compliments in a way that makes the other person feel less.Show them that they are like the others who are less in people's eyes , even if you are related to them.This also goes on in comparing them to thier more successful , prettier realatives or people they know .

10)Don't correct thier wardrobe

If someone is dressed like a clown , never menton it .
Say the opposite , give a compliment like saying " Wow! ...you look GREAT!"
so that she'll be stared at or laughed at and you' ll be praised.
Or the dress she brought with you makes her fat ,she asks about your opinoin and say it's nice, even though two others disagree.
Or if she asks your opinion about how she looks ,and she doesn't look good, tell her "You look fine!" in an fake impressive tone .
This also applies to those who gained weight or haven't lost weight ,give a fake compliment to thier body like "you've lost weight!" , even though they didn't lose any weight.

11) Go after thier truth

stick like a parasite to them , mention things you know about them, while you don't mention things about yourself .

12) Don't mind your own business

Especially in a country that is known for that , be curioius just to get info about people.